My name is Andrew, but I post on this blog as "Maltmannie". This blog is dedicated to whisky, which I love! Please note my love is for whisky, not whiskEy. Whisky (without an 'e') is Scotch Whisky, no offence to WhiskEy lovers but Whisky is superior ;)
Is Whisky Better Than Diesel?
Coming from Scotland, I thought it would be fun to compare some of our national products against whisky. This is the first comparison of it’s kind, to my knowledge the question is whisky better than diesel? has never been asked on the internet.
I intend to rectify that right now. This is history in the making folks.
Whisky
Flavour: Delicious, extreme variation
Time to produce: 3 - 30 years
Cost (UK): £10 - £10,000+
Uses:Drinking, Cooking & Fuel
Diesel
Flavour: Vile
Time to produce: Millions of years
Cost (UK): £0.9 - £1.2
Uses:Fuel
Yes, Whisky IS Better than Diesel
Whisky is 75% better than diesel. Sorry diesel and all other oil based fuels, you’re no match for whisky.
So, it’s official. The only thing that could make diesel any worse is the price. It’s not only nasty but it’s cheap! Whisky wins!
3 Responses so far
applemacbookpro (adamjones)
1969-12-31 23:59:59
11:59 pm
Laughing at: “Hot Whisky
Adam Snider
2009-01-23 16:38:22
4:38 pm
Ha! Of course, whisky is better than diesel! But, kudos to doing the “math” to prove it. LOL
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2009-05-09 20:18:47
8:18 pm
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