My name is Andrew, but I post on this blog as "Maltmannie". This blog is dedicated to whisky, which I love! Please note my love is for whisky, not whiskEy. Whisky (without an 'e') is Scotch Whisky, no offence to WhiskEy lovers but Whisky is superior ;)
Is Whisky Better Than Haggis?
With Burn’s Night just a day away, what could be more fitting than the scientific comparison of whisky and haggis?
To the best of my knowledge this is a world exclusive, never before has the question is whisky better than haggis? been posed.
Whisky
Calories (per 100ml): 220kcal
Fat (per 100ml): 0
Cost (per 100ml): £1.42 – £1,428.00+
Ingredients: Water, Barley & Yeast.
Haggis
Calories (per 100g): 270kcal
Fat (per 100g): 17.6g
Cost (per 100g): £0.35 – £0.75
Ingredients: Sheep’s heart, liver, lungs & windpipe encased in sheep’s stomach bag with fat, oatmeal & onions.
Yes, Whisky IS Better than Haggis
Whisky is 75% better than haggis. Sorry haggis and other sheep’s offal based foods, where whisky is aromatic you are pungent.
By method of scientific comparison I have proven whisky to be better than haggis. One is the water of life, the other tastes like a field of sheep smells. Whisky wins!
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