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Jan

12

How Not To Drink Whisky Part I – Snorting

By Maltmannie

Now I’m no whisky snob, no really I’m not but I do get riled when I see whisky misused and abused.

The videos featured below contain some strong language, you would probably swear too if you had just snorted whisky.

In no way do I endorse or advocate snorting whisky, to me it is a total waste of good whisky.

Snorting Whisky

If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I wouldn’t believe it either. Look at the utter lack of appreciation for whisky this silly man has. He snorts whisky up 2 plastic straws into his nose. No whisky deserves to end like this, not even whiskey!

The only positive I have to say about it is:

It looks like this muppet learnt his lesson.

Global Whisky Snorting: Australia

It’s a world wide phenomenon apparently.

You’d think that videos like this one from Australia would put people off. The obvious pain that this aussie is in doesn’t deter him from snorting at his spoon again though.

Global Whisky Snorting: UK

Oh brilliant, one more reason not to go to a rugby boy party:
Whisky snorting rugby boys.

Al least the DJ has some sense:

Vicks inhalers are designed for snorting, whisky is designed for drinking

Global Whisky Snorting: USA

The USA seems to have the youngest whisky snorters in the world. This pair aren’t happy with snorting whisky from the bottom of a beer can. They turn the can round and down it in a oner immediately after. This of course proves that they are the biggest, bestest and cleverest of all their friends.